Tank, I am siding with you on your blog.
We have been reading about all these dogs that get actual food!!
I mean pizza, eggs and sausage, pancakes, bacon, ice-cream, chicken and who knows what else. Tank and I just get our regular food, day in and day out. It just ISN'T fair at all. I even have to end up eatting toilet paper, kleenex, dryer sheets, well... I kinda do enjoy that!! lol
The poodle (Sprint) that my family had before me got to eat all kinds of food, and he lived to be 18 yrs old. He EVEN ate a solid chocolate Santa and survived!! Now, I want to live a long time but I don't get the food like Sprint did. So.... I went and asked Mom:

She said yes, Sprint did get the food and it made him be a horrible begger and he drove them crazy begging everytime someone had food or was fixing food!!
So....let me get this straight.
I am not able to eat food because Sprint begged?
I have to pay for his mistakes?? Well.....I don't think that is fair either!!
Maybe me asking will make her think about it some, paws crossed!!
Hope you are feeling better Tank and I am on your side here. It's the pits to be sick, I was sick not to long ago. Take care Tank!! :-)