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Friday, April 16, 2010

My escape

See this gate across the porch?? It was put there to keep Kaleb on the porch, it had nothing to do with me!! wink, wink. Well, Kaleb and I were outside lookin around and he started playing with the gate. Now, I am innocently standin... there watchin... and all of a sudden he made an opening. I am like YES!! ok, just a little more Kaleb, a little..... more!! UH HA!! I was out and runnin...FREE!! Free as a lark!!! Readin..pee mail here and there and leaving some here and there, it was grand!!I look back and I see Kaleb runnin...after me, Sorry little fellow, not gonna catch me!!! I am down the street by the beige house and outta no where comes a lady and she snatches me.I am doing some serious squirmin.. and wigglin...and she isn't letting go of me!! Then....she tells her husband to take his belt off!! WHAT!! are they going to beat me!!! AWwwwww...... Well, she used to belt to put around my collar to hold me there. By this time Kaleb had run across the street and was at the beige house too with the lady. Then... guess who I see coming running down the street?? YUP!!! Mom!! gulp!! Kaleb thought he was gonna be in BIG trouble for letting me out so he thought he would come and catch me and bring me home. The lady told mom that luckily the cars stopped for him when he ran across the street!! YIKES, I knew I was busted when she heard that!!! We all got home safe and sound and I was grounded to my kennel. There
was also a lock put in the gate, so that it CAN'T open anymore!!I was gonna say, LOOK, I am helping you get some more exercise but.....I didn't even offer any excuses to Mom, cuz I knew she wasn't going to buy any, just take the punishment and keep my trap shut!!

15 comments:

  1. Aw Jazzi girl... you have got to QUIT this running off stuff. You are gonna scare us 87 paws closer to the ... BRIDGE !!! I'm just sayin'.

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  2. Oh, escaping is bad stuff! Makes the humans crazy, you know, especially if there is a human puppy involved as well! Glad you are back home safe!

    Snorts-
    Brutus the Frenchie

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  3. OOOOOO, that was a scary story!!! You should remember to always look both ways before you cross the street!!! I'm glad that the nice lady held on to you until your mom could get there!

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  4. Snaz,

    You're scaring our Mom! not to mention your own Mom - and Kaleb - too scary. Both of you be careful.

    XOXO
    Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Ruairi

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  5. Jazzi!
    Sure that was a big opportunity to be free... but please... don't do it again!
    I am happy to know Kaleb and you are ok!
    Take care
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  6. Bad luck, Jazzi. I know the excitement of extra freedom, but those cars are dangerous. We hope Kaleb had to go to his kennel, too.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

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  7. As somepup who has been known to experience my own eskhapes, I do know this:

    DON'T DO IT AGAIN!

    Woo were furry lukhky to have someone wrangle woo so khwikhkly!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  8. Not your fault, little Jazzi! I know how you felt. Sometimes Master (never momma) leaves a gate open and I make a break for it. I LOVE my big adventures, but momma FREAKS! I bet you and that human pup had a great time, but you have to promise not to do it again, OK?

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  9. Jazzi you and Kaleb are a pair of escape artist. I bet you were directing the caper tellling him just what to do. Jazzi do you realize tonight is the Date night. I do hope you will not be grounded until you are 100.
    Thank goodness you have an alert quick neighbor
    Madi and Mom

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  10. I'm with Madi Jazzi...I hope your Mama didn't ground you!

    Did you know that your best adventures can be found in your very own backyard Jazzi...Those streets are BAD!

    Smileys!
    Dory

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  11. Jazzi,
    Please don't scare us like that again. We love you way too much. Plus we know you know better than that and you must set a good example for Kaleb. The streets are dangerous with the cars, some drivers can be really mean to dogs and children!! Be careful!! My mom was so happy the story had a happy ending!! She loves you!
    Much Love,
    Woof!
    Josie and Mr. Blues, Jr.

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  12. Hi Jazzi...You tickle me! You and my Libby are two peas in a pod.

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  13. Oh boy! You did it this time, Jazzi! We are wondering how long you're going to be locked up!

    Love ya lots,
    Maggie and Mitch

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  14. Jazzi's big adventure.... You and Captain could be pals.

    NO MORE running off!!!!!!!!!!!

    We are glad everyone is ok and safe!

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  15. Oh Jazzi, that was scary!!!! We are so glad you are safe and little Kaleb is too.
    You are both so precious and we know cars can be very scary and hurt you bad.
    Thank goodness they stopped.........
    Your mom will soon forgive you and we don't really think it was your fault!
    love and kisses
    Martha & Bailey xxxx

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