Sunday, January 13, 2013

Ranger investigating the Cream Cheese Caper

Jr. Officer Ranger has offered to come and interrogate the suspects in the Cream Cheese Caper. I know he was busy with Madi's ceremony yesterday which by the way him and Officer Bites did a great job!! I really appreciate all his help and time in this matter to clear my name. Ok, its all your Ranger.
Ok, we are going to start with you Kim, is that ok?
Yes, that's fine.
When did you decide to have cream cheese? I was a little hungry and so I decided to have a little snack in the afternoon.
What were you eating with your cream cheese? I was eating pretzels with it
Why did you leave it unattended and why do you think that it is Jazzi? I just left it there for a couple minutes and I think it was Jazzi because that crazy mutt has snitched my tacos on several occasions and she also has snitched my whole plate of veggies, and this cream cheese just happened to be uh.....  veggie cream cheese!! What a coincidence, don't you think Officer Ranger??
Where did you go? I went upstairs to get something real quick. I know Jazzi took it, you should have seen the look on her face.I will never forget that look!!

Ok, Addi, your next.
Where were you at the time of the eating of the cream cheese? I was fast asleep on the couch.
Why didnt you notice Kim was eating, you are a dog aren't you?? Hey!! Sometimes I really zonk and don't always notice everything that goes on around here.
What did you do when you saw that Kim left it on the couch? Like I said I was fast asleep and didn't even know that Kim was eating cream cheese.
When you heard Kim accusing Jazzi, what did you do? I thought that this lady has lost her marbles.
If it was you, and you are white, it wouldn't be noticeable on your white furs? Are you trying to say that I did it, remember I was fast asleep on the couch and I didn't do it!!

Ok, Jazzi,
Where were you during the eating of the cream cheese? I was busy chewing on a bone.
What was your dad doing or are there other family members that could have taken it. My dad was asleep cuz he works nights and Addi was the only other one around.
Why didn't we see any white on your muzzle? That's cuz I didn't eat it. Do you think I could paw all that stuff off me? Have you noticed that Addi is white?? plus she has bigger paws than me.
When did you notice that the cream cheese was gone. When Kim came towards me saying that I got into her cream cheese container, I am like WHAT are you talking about you crazy lady?? Yah, so maybe I  have snitched a thing or 2 of Kim's. This is all her plan to make me look like I ate it and hid the bottom part. Could a dog actually do that, think about it Officer Ranger. Is that possible??? She probably finished it off herself and doesn't even remember bout it!!

Mom, we are ready for you now.
Where were you are during the eating of the cream cheese? I was in the kitchen cleaning up,
What did you do when Kim accused Jazzi? Did you bag the lid? when I heard the commotion I came out to see what the problem was. I said I doubt that Jazzi did it and that maybe it was Addi. She didn't think so. No, I didn't bag the lid.
Oh so there is no way to get paw prints off of the lid? No, I guess not
Why haven't you found the bottom of it?? I don't know. Which ever one of them it as, hid it real good I guess.
Ok, so you think a dog would eat it and then think to hide it real good like that?? I know it doesn't make sense but its the only explanation!!
Did you hide the the bottom part?? Now, Why would I hide the bottom part?? That makes no sense does it Officer Ranger?
When did you check the back end situation? We have looked but nothing has shown up white in the yard and no bottom of a container has shown up either.
Do you know a Mikey in your house? Cuz Mikey likes everything. No, I am sorry, no Mikey here.
Have you noticed fatter that usual squirrels running around? Hey!! All the squirrels are fat around here but trust me~~ there HAS NOT been any squirrels inside of our house.
Well.....now.. I have finished  my questioning and I am not sure as to what to make of it all. I may have to see what Officer Bites has to say about all of this. Any of you have any suggestions??

25 comments:

Kyla said...

Mom is covering for Mikey. She even denies the existence of Mikey. Mom must be the cream cheese gang's ringleader. It's time to call in the organized crime unit but not the one from Chicago-they're on the take and Mom controls them.

Ruby said...

Those are very good questions Junior Officer Ranger. I am still NOT convinced that it was Jazzi who snitched the cheese. I am still NOT convinced that she could have eaten ALL that white cheese, and not gotten any on her furs. I am also NOT convinced that she could have hidden said container bottom in such a short period of times.
I thinks the peeps have lost their marbles, and just don't REMEMBER eatin' the said cream cheese!
Well, either that, or I ate it...
Kisses,
Ruby

Murphy said...

We think that was a very thorough interrogation of all the suspects. But we really think there needs to be a CSI team called in cuz there might be trace evidence unable to be seen by the naked eye. Other than that perhaps you can get this on an episode of "Crime Solvers" and maybe offer a reward. One thing that was not addressed was whether anyone had cream cheese breath.

Keep Calm & Bark On!

Murphy & Stanley

Two French Bulldogs said...

we are pretty sure Jazzi's mom did it
Snorts,
Benny & Lily

Reilly / Denny Cowspotdogs said...

We indepth questioning Ranger - personally I think you should do a breathalizer test on the accused's and see which one has cheese breath! Failing that - I say the monsters did it - the ones that hide under the bed.

Foley Monster and Pocket said...

So many time dogs get blamed needlessly on these cases. i am so glad that you are conducting a through investigation.

GOOSE said...

I had all this stuff written out then pooof blogger made it all disappear. Lets see if I can remember what I said. Ummm 1- Jazzi is innocent. 2- Look under to couch cushions for the container. 3- does the dad sleep walk? I put this all much better the first time. Good job Ranger, I know that you will get to the bottom of it all.
Blessings,
Goose

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Officer Ranger did a very PAWfessional interview of all those who MAY have been involved.

Ernie says it was SQUIRRELS..
I say KIM just made up the whole thingy.

Kten said...

We are sure it was the squirrels! Had to be.

Dexter said...

Nobody saw anything, there is no evidence. Everybody has an alibi except for Kim herself. Is this all a setup on her part to avoid being accused of scarfing down more cream cheese than is, well, appropriate for a lady? I think she needs to be pulled in for questioning.

Kisses,
Dexter

Lovable Lily said...

Officer Ranger, you are most through and we think you have covered all the bases. But in all honesty, I think Casper the friendly ghost did it.

Hugs,
Lily Belle

Nola said...

It was the squirrels!
Nola

Wyatt said...

Well, whoever did it...can you blame them? It's CREAM CHEESE!

Is there any left?

Wyatt

Ranger said...

I'm at a loss. Looks like ya gonna have to bring in some more experienced paws to investigate. I'm just a Jr. and I thinks ya need a Sr. But I am convinced that you are innocent. Ya can't fake the beard test and you passed with clean colors.
Wags,
Ranger

chicamom85 said...

I don't think it was Jazzi, just cause she would of had white on her woozle and Jazzi wouldn't do that. I am not sure about Addi, but she is white and the evidence would be harder to see. Without the lid for prints, you really don't have any hard evidence. This may take years to solve, good luck. If you are hungry during the investigation, I suggest some cream cheese and crackers.

Loveys Sasha

wallaceandsamuel said...

Good questioning Jnr Officer Ranger. We still think it was a case of Somedoggy...he is sneaky that way.
Wally & Sammy

Sweet William The Scot said...

Oh Posh Paws I see there is a Valentine Dance over at Mollie and Alfie's. Would you honor me in being my date for the dance??? Sniffs & Licks from your guy
Sweet William The Scot

Bailey said...

It does seem suspicious.

Remington said...

You are doing a great job, my friend....I really don't think the squirrels did it....

Madi and Mom said...

Jazzi if you need a character witness let me know. I'm here for you!!
I still say it was Addi!! There is no way you could have gotten all that excess cream cheese off your furs!
Hugs Madi your BFFF

stellaroselong said...

Ranger:
You did a very good job interrogating everyone...you have a definite future in sheriffs work.
stella rose

Sarge said...

Hey J.O. Ranger!
Wow, great interview technique! I'm totally impressed. I think it sounds like no one you interviewed did this. Are there any mini-two leggers around?!? They'll snatch and eat anything. I don't think Jazzi'd eat cc unless there was a taco under it! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

HoundDogMom said...

What a way to get to the cheese with all those questions. BOL We think maybe a voting poll might help solve this because we know Jazzi would not have done this. Sniffs, The HoundDogs

Bouncing Bertie said...

Well that is most certainly a mystery. Except, of course, one thing is totally obvious, and that is that my dear sweet innocent Addi had absolutely nothing to do with it, her dear sweet white hairs are free of cream cheese and free of guilt, for sure.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Well, you know who I blame when bad things happen at our house... Floyd, was it him? If not, maybe Somedoggy?