Jr. Officer Ranger has offered to come and interrogate the suspects in the Cream Cheese Caper. I know he was busy with Madi's ceremony yesterday which by the way him and Officer Bites did a great job!! I really appreciate all his help and time in this matter to clear my name. Ok, its all your Ranger.
Yes, that's fine.
When did you decide to have cream cheese? I was a little hungry and so I decided to have a little snack in the afternoon.
What were you eating with your cream cheese? I was eating pretzels with it
Why did you leave it unattended and why do you think that it is Jazzi? I
just left it there for a couple minutes and I think it was Jazzi because that crazy mutt has
snitched my tacos on several occasions and she also has snitched my whole plate of
veggies, and this cream cheese just happened to be uh..... veggie cream
cheese!! What a coincidence, don't you think Officer Ranger??
Where did you go? I went upstairs to get something
real quick. I know Jazzi took it, you should have seen the look on her
face.I will never forget that look!!
Ok, Addi, your next.
Where were you at the time of the eating of the cream cheese? I was fast asleep on the couch.
Why didnt you notice Kim was eating, you are a dog aren't you?? Hey!!
Sometimes I really zonk and don't always notice everything that goes on
What did you do when you saw that Kim left it on the couch? Like I said
I was fast asleep and didn't even know that Kim was eating cream cheese.
When you heard Kim accusing Jazzi, what did you do? I thought that this lady has lost her marbles.
If it was you, and you are white, it wouldn't be noticeable on your
white furs? Are you trying to say that I did it, remember I was fast
asleep on the couch and I didn't do it!!
Where were you during the eating of the cream cheese? I was busy chewing on a bone.
What was your dad doing or are there other family members that could
have taken it. My dad was asleep cuz he works nights and Addi was the
only other one around.
Why didn't we see any white on your
muzzle? That's cuz I didn't eat it. Do you think I could paw all that stuff off
me? Have you noticed that Addi is white?? plus she has bigger paws than me.
When did you notice
that the cream cheese was gone. When Kim came towards me saying that I
her cream cheese container, I am like WHAT are you talking about you
crazy lady?? Yah, so maybe I have snitched a thing or 2 of Kim's. This
is all her plan to make me look like I ate it and hid the bottom part.
Could a dog actually do that, think about it Officer Ranger. Is that
possible??? She probably finished it off herself and doesn't even
remember bout it!!
Mom, we are ready for you now.
Where were you are during the eating of the cream cheese? I was in the kitchen cleaning up,
What did you do when Kim accused Jazzi? Did you bag the lid? when I
heard the commotion I came out to see what the problem was. I said I
doubt that Jazzi did it and that maybe it was Addi. She didn't think so.
No, I didn't bag the lid.
Oh so there is no way to get paw prints off of the lid? No, I guess not
Why haven't you found the bottom of it?? I don't know. Which ever one of them it as, hid it real good I guess.
Ok, so you think a dog would eat it and then think to hide it real good
like that?? I know it doesn't make sense but its the only explanation!!
Did you hide the the bottom part?? Now, Why would I hide the bottom part?? That makes no sense does it Officer Ranger?
When did you check the back end situation? We have looked but nothing
has shown up white in the yard and no bottom of a container has shown up
Do you know a Mikey in your house? Cuz Mikey likes everything. No, I am sorry, no Mikey here.
Have you noticed fatter that usual squirrels running around? Hey!! All
the squirrels are fat around here but trust me~~ there HAS NOT been any
squirrels inside of our house.
Well.....now.. I have finished my questioning and I am not sure as to what to make of it all. I may have to see what Officer Bites has to say about all of this. Any of you have any suggestions??
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